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Friday, December 29, 2017

Criminal’s to do list:

  1. Break into car in airport long-term parking. Use registration to locate vacant home. Use garage door opener to open home.
  2. Break into car parked at football game. Steal garage door opener and portable GPS. Use GPS to locate home vacant for the duration of the game.
  3. Steal woman’s handbag from car while she is pumping gas. Use cellphone to text her husband to get her debit card PIN. Immediately withdraw money.
  4. Steal wallet from purse in grocery cart seat. Call victim later and tell her you are store security and have her wallet, come get it at the store. While she goes to get it, break into her house and take what I want.
  5. Enjoy the good life!